The Game Preserve
Welcome to Cheapassic Park.
James Ernest founded Cheapass Games in 1996. Cheapass published more than a hundred original board and card games, winning several industry awards despite their bare-bones presentation.
In 2019, James tried to leave the publishing racket behind, licensing the Cheapass catalog to a publisher he deemed more worthy of the responsibility. But now that catalog has returned home, because sometimes when you love something and let it go, it comes back.
Nature may have selected these games for extinction, but with patience, grit, and a little bit of crab DNA, we are keeping them alive.
For example, we’ve produced a stellar upgrade to the classic dinosaur chase game, Bitin’ Off Hedz. We have also created DriveThruCards versions of several of our classic games, including Kill Doctor Lucky. Scroll down for the full and ever-growing list.
And now that we’re back in control, we’re releasing new Cheapass Games like Bad Assassin and Meat on Swords.
We are creating 30th “Pearl” Anniversary editions of our 1996 games.
Pearl Anniversary Games
In 2026, Cheapass Games is celebrating its 30th anniversary with an update of every game from the 1996 catalog. Here’s a rundown:
Kill Doctor Lucky: The game that started it all. Cheapass Games #001 has been through many editions in its history, with another deluxe edition coming soon. In the meantime, you can read all about it here, and order the Tideover Edition (deck and board) from DriveThruCards.
Before I Kill You, Mister Spy: We just updated this game last year, but to celebrate spies in general, we’ve created a new board game called Bad Assassin. You can read about both games at the Spy Games page. Or view the original in our shop.
Ben Hvrt: We haven’t looked into this one yet, because we think it won’t need many changes, and we expect to present a Ben Hvrt with updated graphics in the fall. Meanwhile you can see the original in our shop.
Bleeding Sherwood: Definitely the worst game in the original lineup, we always liked the theme. And with one subtle change (and a lot of playtesting) this one is now one thousand percent better! This one goes out to our Coconut Crabs in August, and will be available for sale in September.
Spree!: Looting a shopping mall has a certain timeless charm. We just sent this board out for proofs, and it’ll likely be packed in with our September Coconut Crab package, and available for sale in October. Meanwhile check out the original version in our shop.
Get Out: You live in your parents’ basement and it’s time for you to get a job, get an apartment, get a life, and get out. Another game we think won’t need much updating, except beautiful new graphics. Check out the original in our shop.
The Cheapass Legacy
Cheapass Games was founded on the simple premise that you shouldn’t have to re-buy the same spare parts, like dice and pawns and play money. Our products were cheaply produced, exquisitely component-free, and priced to sell by the dozen. But despite these shortcomings, Cheapass Games earned more than their share of awards and accolades.
As the president and lead designer for Cheapass Games, James Ernest created one of the most impressive design catalogs in gaming history. From incredibly simple abstract games like Button Men and Pennywise, to hilarious board and card games like Lord of the Fries and Kill Doctor Lucky, to genre-breaking innovations like Diceland and BRAWL, James pushed the envelope in every way that he could.
A large number of the original versions are available in our shop as free PDFs. If you’d like to support Crab Fragment Labs, you can also buy these free PDFs for their totally optional price.
Follow us as we enter Phase Five of our thirty-year quest to bring affordable entertainment to your gaming table.
The Cheapass Catalog
Below is a list of every Cheapass Game currently found on our site. It’s not a complete list, but we are working on it.
Many of these games are available as PDF download, print-and-play. You may purchase the PDFs from the shop, or you can download the exact same files for free. It’s your choice, so please support us if you can, and please enjoy the games either way.
Some of these games now also have new editions, and expanded information pages, listed below the main entry.
New Cheapass Games! All of these products are new in 2026.
Bad Assassin: Battle with wits and bullets as you navigate the complexities of espionage in Cold War Prague
Meat on Swords: The Zombies from Lord of the Fries are running a Brazilian steakhouse in this hilarious new card game
Rochi: A pub game designed by James Ernest and Sonia Lyris, from her 2017 novel Unmoored
Too Many Notes: A game of classical composing, coming fall 2026
Cheapass Card Games
Agora (2002): Build a sprawling marketplace in this uniquely grid-free tile game.
Before I Kill You, Mister Spy (1996): You’re a super-villain trapping spies and taunting them for points.
The Big Cheese (1998): Rats who are corporate vice presidents bid on projects with their employees’ time.
Bleeding Sherwood (1996): Sell garbage to newly-rich poor people in this very historical bidding game.
BRAWL (1999): A real-time card game that plays in less than a minute. Now with 12 decks including Juniors and Seniors.
Cube Farm (2002): An abstract tile game about office planning, from the Hip Pocket Games series.
Fight City (1999): It’s a city, and they fight. A constructible card game with the bare minimum of cards.
FALLING (1998): Everyone is falling, and the goal is to hit the gound last, in the original real-time card game.
Get Lucky (2014): The Kill Doctor Lucky card game: Faster, smaller, and this time with motives!
Girl Genius: The Works: A cever puzzle game based on the comic series by Phil Foglio.
Give Me the Brain (1996): Zombies must do their jobs at a fast food restaurant with only one brain to pass around.
Light Speed (2003): Real-time space-fight card game by James Ernest and Tom Jolly.
Lord of the Fries (1998): Zombies must make fast food combos with hands of random ingredients.
Meat on Swords (2026): A new Friedey’s Game set at a Brazilian steakhouse.
Lord of the Fries Product Page(Home of Meat on Swords)
Nexus (2001): Abstract tile game about nexuses and nodes, doing the connecting thing.
Pairs (2014): A “New Classic Pub Game” with more than 30 variant games.
Renfield (1999): Gravediggers try not to eat too many bugs in this unique gambling trick-taking game.
Secret Tijuana Deathmatch (2005): A quirky card game about Mexican wrestling promoters.
Starbase Jeff (1998): A tile-based game of deep-space construction and unbridled free enterprise.
TimeLine (2003): A strategy tile game about changing the time stream and making a profit.
Unexploded Cow (2001): Mad cows in England find unexploded bombs in France in this original Cheapass edition
The Very Clever Pipe Game (1996): It’s a puzzle card game with great strategy, and yes, it’s very clever.
Cheapass Board Games
Ben Hvrt (1996): Recruit drivers, build chariots, and compete in a series of cartoonish chariot races.
Pearl Anniversary Edition Coming Soon!
Bitin’ Off Hedz (1997): Prehistory is hot and dull, so you’re racing your dinosaur friends into the volcano.
Button Men (1999): A strategy dice game with more than 200 characters. Board Game? Maybe. Fun? Yes.
Captain Park’s Imaginary Polar Expedition (2002): A board game about would-be adventurers who never leave London
Devil Bunny Games (1998, 2001): He needs a ham, he hates the Earth. Devil Bunny is complicated.
The Doctor Lucky Ambivalence Pack (2005): Four expansion boards for Kill- and Save Doctor Lucky
Enemy Chocolatier (2006): A sleek little Euro-game about chocolate, sugar, nuts, and love.
Escape from Elba (1999): You’re Napoleon, and so is everyone else, building weapons from letters to escape an asylum.
Fish Cook (2013): A clever little economic game about buying low and cooking fish.
Freeloader (2002): The best things in life belong to other people. Borrow them with shameless abandon.
Get Out (1998): Get a job, get an apartment, get a life, and move out of your parents’ basement. Those were the days.
Pearl Anniversary Edition Coming Soon!
The Great Brain Robbery (2000): Zombies attack a speeding train full of brains. Or rather, “people.”
Huzzah! (1997): You’re a performer at a renaissance festival, where the director and the audience don’t agree on anything.
Jacob Marley, Esq. (2004): Become Jacob Marley’s friend for life, by lending his money to Dickensian London
Kill Doctor Lucky (1996): The one that started it all: Hunt a very old lucky old man in his sprawling country estate.
One False Step for Mankind (2003): Gold Rush politicians race to the Moon in this sprawling game of enterprise.
Parts Unknown (1999): Sell body parts to mad scientists in Frankenstein’s home town in this weird economic game.
Save Doctor Lucky (2000): The ship is sinking; go down in history as the one who gave the old man your life jacket!
Spree! (1996): A bunch of teenagers rob a shopping mall at midnight.
Pearl Anniversary Edition Coming Soon!
Tak: A Beautiful Game (2016): A classic style abstract game based on the works of Patrick Rothfuss
US Patent No. 1 (2001): Build a time machine, whenever you want, and then race to the day the patent office opens.
VEGAS (2000): Stroll through a carnival of casino games and cheat at all of them!
Witch Trial (2001): Unsavory lawyers persecute free thinkers and vegetarians at a previous dark time in history.
Cheapass Anthologies
The Cheapass Games Poker Suite (2011): Fourteen original games with a standard poker deck.
Abandon Ship
Barcelona
Boneyard
Brain Baseball!
Caribbean Star
Following Suit
Hey, Bartender!
Spots
Lamarckian Poker
Last Man Standing
The Lost Pueblo of Doctor Green
Seven-Handed Poker
Penniless and Insane
Willow
Chief Herman’s Holiday Fun Pack (2000): A collection of 24 small games from Cheapass ads, catalogs and so forth.
Dice Games
Bogart
Crash
Flip
Dogfight
Pennywise
Road Trip
Card Games
Spots
El Paso
Hey, Bartender!
Following Suit
Last Man Standing
Brain Baseball!
Bluffing Games
Big Dumb Five
The Lost Pueblo of Doctor Green
Candy
Board Games
Galaxy
The Celebrated Jumping Frog Game
Stumpy the Cave Boy
Tishai
Paper Games
Strange Words
WoRDWeRX
Divide and Conquer
Group Games
The Con Game
Love and Marriage
Chief Herman’s Next Big Thing (2003): A collection of 20 more small games, some slightly meatier than in Pack 1.
Dice Games
Fight the Power
Ten-Die Poker
Break the Bank
Monster Builder
Card Games
Penniless and Insane
Seven-Handed Poker
Darwinian Poker (AKA Lamarckian Poker)
Caribbean Star
Short Bus to Paradise
Headless in Seattle
Shipwreck! (AKA Abandon Ship!)
Particle Stream
King of the Beach
Board Games
Castle Games: Putwoody’s, Nickie’s, and Herman’s Castle
Dungeon Crawl
Hotel Transylvania
Queensland
Graveyard Shift
Board Game Project #55
Land Grab (AKA Yours or Mine)
Pocket Billiards Variants
Magic Hate Ball
Wild Bill
One Ball (Hate Ball Solitaire)
Unplayable Games (humor)
Pontifuse, an Original Game by James Ernest
The Establishment of the Industrial Proletariat, by Chief Herman (Excerpt)
Believe it or not, that’s not the entire Cheapass catalog. You’ll also find some free games linked from the Ready Room: games like Pennywise and Queensland, that require nothing but rules, and parts you already have.
For a list of the games in the Crab Fragment catalog, scroll to the bottom of the Map Room.
There is also a large and growing compendium of Pairs varants, available at that product page. We haven’t yet consolidated those games into a new collection, but the old companion book is available there.
If there’s a game you’d like to see added to this list, please let us know!
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