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Unexploded Cow PDF

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You’ve discovered two problems with a common solution: Mad cows in England, and unexploded bombs in France. Unexploded Cow is a game for 3 to 7 wily entrepreneurs.

This is the mostly-original version of Unexploded Cow from Cheapass Games, with PDF files for cards, envelope, and rules.

As with all our print-and-play files, the price for this product is strictly optional. You may also download it for free using the first link below.

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You’ve discovered two problems with a common solution: Mad cows in England, and unexploded bombs in France. Unexploded Cow is a game for 3 to 7 wily entrepreneurs.

This is the mostly-original version of Unexploded Cow from Cheapass Games, with PDF files for cards, envelope, and rules.

As with all our print-and-play files, the price for this product is strictly optional. You may also download it for free using the first link below.

You’ve discovered two problems with a common solution: Mad cows in England, and unexploded bombs in France. Unexploded Cow is a game for 3 to 7 wily entrepreneurs.

This is the mostly-original version of Unexploded Cow from Cheapass Games, with PDF files for cards, envelope, and rules.

As with all our print-and-play files, the price for this product is strictly optional. You may also download it for free using the first link below.

Unexploded Cow was one of the original Cheapass Games, #032.

  • Release Year: 2001

  • Game Type: Card Game

  • Designer: James Ernest

  • Artist: Michael O’Connor

  • Players: 3 to 7

  • Playing Time: 40 Minutes

  • Components to Print: Cards, Rules

  • You Also Need: One 6-sided die, and money

Europe. The Cordon Rouge. Two problems with a common solution: Mad cows from England and unexploded bombs in France.

You will round up a herd of mad cows, give them a stirring pep talk, and march them through the fields of France, unearthing leftover bombs from the Great War. Cows explode, people make money, everyone wins.

And by “everyone wins” we mean, obviously, that the person who makes the most money wins.

Unexploded Cow was the game that brought Cheapass Games back from hiatus in 2012, in a revamped deluxe edition that is still for sale. But this original-rules version shows you where it all began.

Links:

  • Print-and-Play PDF package (Zip)

  • How to Make Cards Video

  • Buy Deluxe Unexploded Cow from Greater Than Games

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